glumshoe:

Other synesthetes: “Crossed wires in my brain cause me to see symphonies as ripples of color or taste blueberries every time I feel the texture of smooth wood. Sometimes it’s inconvenient or upsetting, but I’ve integrated it into my life and it enriches my experience of the world!”

Me: “This unknown number makes me uncomfortable because its digits are unwisely combined, causing tension. Nine is such an asshole.”