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imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics

CALLOUT POST for Fitzwilliam Darcy

• did not consider me handsome enough to dance with
• has been the means of ruining, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister

• reduced George Wickham to his present state of comparative poverty (I don’t have receipts on this but trust me)

• is full of arrogance, conceit, and selfish disdain of the feelings of others; is ungentlemanlike in general

EDIT: I HAVE RESCINDED ALL CALLOUTS OF MR. DARCY He is now my husband (long story)

op literally used her arts and allurements to in a moment of infatuation make my nephew forget what he owes to himself and to all his family but go off i guess

if I had done so, I should be the last person to confess it!

Callout post for Odysseus

-left me horny for 20 years

-fucked like 4 women and it’s fine or something

-killed all my suitors??

i get they were rude but maybe chill?